PROTEST THE HERO Working On A New Record

Hey, remember when we had to wait seven years between Protest The Hero records? That sucked and it doesn't look like it's gonna happen again. Protest The Hero is currently in pre-production mode demoing at least eight new songs for the follow-up to their 2020 album Palimpsest. It's also not clear who will drum on the new record now that drummer Mike Ieradi quit the band in 2022.

"What the fuck do you know about prepro? Alls I know is Truke and Crime Spree are rippin riffs so fat they can't stand up straight. What I mean is these riffs are making them so horny they got blue balls, and their balls are so blue they got tummy aches. So they're both just hunched over in front of a computer working hard. Like hard hard.

"You were hoping we were gonna throw in the towel? No fuckin' way bud, we need that towel for drying off after demoing these sexy riffs. Ya, we get our butts wet on riffs, what's it to you? Anyway, don't tell anyone.

"Here's some more relevant information from Truke:

"'Began the long journey of demoing new tunes this week! This journey almost always begins with absolutely punishing @climft in the engineer's seat. No idea what this release will look like in the end, but we got 8 songs in the bag and work continues…'"